Preamble

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Friday, September 30, 2011

Breaking News: Intruders on Bandit's Haven

I'm like holy crap of the heavenly bodies what the damned hell is going on? My haven- that heavenly spot of mine under a spiral staircase in the dorm's lobby, is now being intruded and lodged illegally by faggy laptop users who are availing my spot's strong and uninterrupted wi-fi. Plus, their using my haven's electric connection and plugging in their goddamn adaptors on my socket. Sucks man. Sucks.

Before, mosquitoes are the only ones sharing my bandit haven. And didn't consider it much like a problem. Now these fags are squeezing themselves in. And I am trespassed and my property rights are infringed. Sucks man. Sucks. This has been happening for several nights now and I gotta find ways how to drive these rascals out.

So basically that's the news.  These monkeys should go get a life and find their own space. The world is way too huge for them to go squeezing into my tiny haven.

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